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Rachel thinks she's funny, but really she's funny looking!
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    GOD'S FACEBOOK PAGE

    6:00 am on April 12, 2010
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    I am a dork (and proud of it) for many reasons – but nothing defines my dorkdom more than the level of appreciation I have when technology meets things that anti technology.  For example, have you seen

    God’s facebook page?  What, you didn’t think that he had one?  Well certainly you can’t be too surprised, everyone has a facebook page, it’s 2010 – get with it!  Fake facebook pages are beyond funny to me, because not only are the over the top ridiculous  but they are usually really smart, multi-layered and well thought out.  God’s profile (created by College Humor) is a perfect example of this – posting status updates about being bored cause there is no one to im with, creating Earth as a new group, Adam is his first friend (Adam and Eve being in a relationship shows up on his wall) – you get the jist.  They basically turned the story of Genesis into the funniest facebook feed you would ever want to see.  Also not to be missed are Obama’s first 100 days, Satan’s page, The Facebook Group of World Leaders, Dr Manhattan, Jesus’ Page, The Revolutionary War, and The Civil War.  Enjoy the laughter and welcome to 2010.  

     
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    KIT COPE vs RETTA SIRLEAF

    9:00 am on April 9, 2010
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    Kit Cope (a professional MMA fighter for all your pacifists out there) really appreciates the non-racial jokes because they are just ‘funny and retarded.’  Too bad he doesn’t realize that all the RETARDS now think he is retarded.  Hmmmm, do you think retards use the term ‘retard’ when referring to ‘people who say stupid things?’  Eh, probably not, cause that would be retarded….So judge for yourself in the match up between Kit Cope vs Retta Sirleaf?  

     
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    GOD CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

    9:00 am on April 7, 2010
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    draft_lens1769013module51956281photo_1250369386can-you-hear-me-now

     
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    SCARE TACTICS: Satin's Baby

    9:00 am on April 5, 2010
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    Candid Camera, created by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as Candid Microphone began in 1947.  The premise always involves concealed cameras filming unsuspecting people confronted with unusual stations, and no one can appreciate that kind of entertainment more than a viewer watching from the comfort of their own couch.  With humor putting people in fabricated situation, the show was the precursor to the more recent wave of prank shows, such as Punk’d, Boiling Point, and The Jamie Kennedy Experiment (to name a few).  Scare Tactics, currently on the Syfy network brings the practical joke show to a whole new level, by sprinkling it with pure EVIL.  The Satin’s baby prank is CRAZY, and all I have to say is that this girl has a cruel mother (Oh, and if I were her, I would be scarred for life).  It is funny though, so if you dare – enjoy the clip.  

     
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    WILL THE REAL HELEN KELLER (Please Stand Up)

    9:00 am on April 1, 2010
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    I LOVE Helen Keller jokes (they never get old for me) and we have a TON of them over at JokeyPhone – but lately I am starting to feel weird about my affection towards our unlucky friend (although probably not in the way that you think).  It’s odd to me that I know more Heller Keller jokes, than I know real facts about Helen Keller – it’s JUST WRONG!  I mean I know the basics, but what about the details?  And we all know the devil is in the details, so sit back and enjoy the history lesson.

    FIVE FUN FACTS

    1. Helen Keller really did answer the waffle Iron.
    2. Helen Keller’s favorite color was corduroy.
    3. Helen Keller always had a wet leg, because her dog was blind too.
    4. When Helen Keller got angry with Anne Sullivan and would flip her the bird, Anne would make her wash her hands with soap (how cruel).
    5. Helen Keller met her husband on a blind date!

    Ok, now for the real history lesson

     
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    TALIBAN PRACTICAL JOKES

    9:00 am on March 31, 2010
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    TalibanpracticaljokesAlthough it’s unlikely that the Taliban have time to play practical jokes (since they are too busy thinking up new ways to ruin our lives) I nonetheless appreciate how they have worked their way into our joke culture.  It’s certainly not PC (what great joke is) but generally speaking, I think that Tabliban jokes are HILARIOUS.  It might be because they are topical, but to me, they never get old.  The first time I realized that I had a soft spot for Taliban jokes was when I was watching the family guy and saw the clip after the jump.    

     
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    SOUTHBEST AIRLINES

    9:00 am on March 30, 2010
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    Too bad he doesn’t know how to work the emergency exit ;)

     
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    OBAMA IS FUNNNNNNY

    7:00 am on March 26, 2010
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    Back in June, President Obama spoke at the Radio & Television Correspondents Dinner, and if you missed his speech, it is absolutely worth checking out, since (IMHO) this is the closest a President has come to having a legitimate stand up act (in the first half of the speech he is on FIRE).  Featuring political and topical humor, the black-tie dinner at the Washington Convention Center was the group’s 65th annual gathering of journalists, politicians and their guests.

     
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    GOOGLE WILL HELP YOU FIND JOKES - SOMETIMES

    9:00 am on March 24, 2010
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    I love Google so much, that sometimes when people say they use aol or yahoo I actually judge them.  I can’t remember a time when I didn’t have Google in my life.  In fact, do you think naming your child Google would be weird?  It’s not even that crazy a name in this day and age, I bet right now there is totally a kid who answers to the name Google.  ’Google, I told you had to finish up your homework before you went onto JokeyPhone – jeesh, kids these days!’  Sorry, I digress…But really, I love Google because it makes my life more efficient.  It’s organized, resourceful, and even helps with my searches by offering suggestions as I type.  For example, when I enter, ‘Why did the’ into Google, a pull down menu suggests: chicken cross the road, japanese attack pearl harbor, holocaust happen (apparently the list goes for fun to depressing – yikes).  

     
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    MOBI JOKES

    11:00 am on March 23, 2010
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    Mobi jokes is a FAB website that acts out jokes, instead of just telling them, and the result is pretty interesting.  It seems that they are on the newer side (they only have eight jokes posted) but it’s still worth it to check them out, it’s really creative outside of the box thinking.

     
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