Funny On The Internet

  • rachel

    GOD'S FACEBOOK PAGE

    6:00 am on April 12, 2010
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    I am a dork (and proud of it) for many reasons – but nothing defines my dorkdom more than the level of appreciation I have when technology meets things that anti technology.  For example, have you seen

    God’s facebook page?  What, you didn’t think that he had one?  Well certainly you can’t be too surprised, everyone has a facebook page, it’s 2010 – get with it!  Fake facebook pages are beyond funny to me, because not only are the over the top ridiculous  but they are usually really smart, multi-layered and well thought out.  God’s profile (created by College Humor) is a perfect example of this – posting status updates about being bored cause there is no one to im with, creating Earth as a new group, Adam is his first friend (Adam and Eve being in a relationship shows up on his wall) – you get the jist.  They basically turned the story of Genesis into the funniest facebook feed you would ever want to see.  Also not to be missed are Obama’s first 100 days, Satan’s page, The Facebook Group of World Leaders, Dr Manhattan, Jesus’ Page, The Revolutionary War, and The Civil War.  Enjoy the laughter and welcome to 2010.  

     
  • rachel

    KIT COPE vs RETTA SIRLEAF

    9:00 am on April 9, 2010
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    Kit Cope (a professional MMA fighter for all your pacifists out there) really appreciates the non-racial jokes because they are just ‘funny and retarded.’  Too bad he doesn’t realize that all the RETARDS now think he is retarded.  Hmmmm, do you think retards use the term ‘retard’ when referring to ‘people who say stupid things?’  Eh, probably not, cause that would be retarded….So judge for yourself in the match up between Kit Cope vs Retta Sirleaf?  

     
  • rachel

    GOD CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

    9:00 am on April 7, 2010
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    draft_lens1769013module51956281photo_1250369386can-you-hear-me-now

     
  • Mike

    Another one from allstupidjokes.com

    7:11 am on April 6, 2010
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    This happens to be my buddy Mark Thompson interviewing this woman, but it is funny and strange as hell. at first I thought it was fake, but it isn’t.

    Enjoy, and check out allstupidjokes.com. Mike.

     
  • Mike

    Hitler gets thrown off of the XBOX

    8:10 am on April 2, 2010
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    The Hitler mashups from the movie Downfall are another example of the new internet comedy staples. There are a lot of them out there, this is my favorite. I love the fact that this movie, which was excellent, lives on like this in this world, in this fashion. If you see next to the link on it’s Youtube page, almost anything works if you subtitle it. Anything is a good enough reason for Hitler to blow up and lose his shit. It’s also another  fitting end to the Hitler story that he ends up a mashable stooge/pawn of internet comedians soem sixty years after he’s gone … If you see or have done any great versions of this link it below and we’ll pass it along.

     
  • Mike

    Amazing!

    2:29 pm on March 31, 2010
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    BrandonHardesty.com Funny kid.

    P.S. Found this on sadanduseless.com

     
  • rachel

    TALIBAN PRACTICAL JOKES

    9:00 am on March 31, 2010
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    TalibanpracticaljokesAlthough it’s unlikely that the Taliban have time to play practical jokes (since they are too busy thinking up new ways to ruin our lives) I nonetheless appreciate how they have worked their way into our joke culture.  It’s certainly not PC (what great joke is) but generally speaking, I think that Tabliban jokes are HILARIOUS.  It might be because they are topical, but to me, they never get old.  The first time I realized that I had a soft spot for Taliban jokes was when I was watching the family guy and saw the clip after the jump.    

     
  • rachel

    SOUTHBEST AIRLINES

    9:00 am on March 30, 2010
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    Too bad he doesn’t know how to work the emergency exit ;)

     
  • rachel

    OBAMA IS FUNNNNNNY

    7:00 am on March 26, 2010
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    Back in June, President Obama spoke at the Radio & Television Correspondents Dinner, and if you missed his speech, it is absolutely worth checking out, since (IMHO) this is the closest a President has come to having a legitimate stand up act (in the first half of the speech he is on FIRE).  Featuring political and topical humor, the black-tie dinner at the Washington Convention Center was the group’s 65th annual gathering of journalists, politicians and their guests.

     
  • rachel

    GOOGLE WILL HELP YOU FIND JOKES - SOMETIMES

    9:00 am on March 24, 2010
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    I love Google so much, that sometimes when people say they use aol or yahoo I actually judge them.  I can’t remember a time when I didn’t have Google in my life.  In fact, do you think naming your child Google would be weird?  It’s not even that crazy a name in this day and age, I bet right now there is totally a kid who answers to the name Google.  ’Google, I told you had to finish up your homework before you went onto JokeyPhone – jeesh, kids these days!’  Sorry, I digress…But really, I love Google because it makes my life more efficient.  It’s organized, resourceful, and even helps with my searches by offering suggestions as I type.  For example, when I enter, ‘Why did the’ into Google, a pull down menu suggests: chicken cross the road, japanese attack pearl harbor, holocaust happen (apparently the list goes for fun to depressing – yikes).  

     
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